Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Dear Kelly,

These two subjects are very close to my heart. *assumes lecture voice*

(Reminiscently): Luke, Leia, and Han got me through the torturous years of junior high and high school. I had Episodes IV-VI memorized before I ever memorized my first scripture. I have had entire conversations with my husband in "quotations". I was seduced by the dark side, (episode 1) and betrayed (episodes 2 &3). The boy who was Anakin Skywalker became twisted, and evil.


On another note: after the golden sunrise that was Buffy the Vampire Slayer had its day and melted, smouldering, into the horizon, I searched for new Vampire venues to haunt. You can imagine, there were few that were readable/watchable. Then I stumbled across The Book.
I made all of my friends read it. It spread across the Santa Monica Stake like wildfire.
Obsessions began. Husbands mocked.
I even went to the Eclipse Prom.

Now that I have cited my Background and References:
Kelly! -
How could you watch this scene without wanting to take a shower? He was so CREEPY!

(sing-song valley girl voice): "Oh hi, I'm Padme. Even though I was so mature that at the age of FOURTEEN I was elected queen of an entire world, Senatorship has caused my brain to freeze like a Bothan on Hoth and I somehow find myself in love with a whining, wicked, juvenile wanna-be jedi who is at least 10 years younger than me!"

Did you ever see Under the Tuscan Sun? DID YOU?! Pawel was perfect. Perfect for this role. Sweet. Sincere. Lovable. Adorable. (um, Hot)
Edward:


While your most recent photos prove that HC can sit still in a photo and brood very properly and alluringly - STILL:

Not Edward:

5 comments:

kelly mccaleb said...

hahahahahahahaha.
thanks i needed a good laugh today.

ps- how does one get invited to an eclipse prom?!? i am so there.

i am afraid we are at an "impasse" to quote your favorite guy and mine.

Annie said...

Great argument! Linked over from Kelly's blog.

Amie said...

LOL!!!!

(found you thru kelly's site)

amen, sistah

Erin said...

Wow. No idea where that random tyrade came from but it sure was entertainign & I loved the pictures. Kris, as always, you make me feel ever-so-slightly normal. Bless you.

Hot Chocolate said...

I just finished the Twilight books! LOVE THEM! I can see what all the hype was about. I want to hear more about your "prom".

Nate loved your Star Wars shirt.